if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
the end is near. [x]
just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
me after the anaconda video
chief-pan , everybody.
The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.
Good to meet you lasagna.
How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…